Oh hey. It's me. The girl who never gets on to blog. In my defense I had over half of a post done a few weeks ago that I had worked on for a couple of days, and somehow James managed to select all and delete it and in that one second of panic, the auto save kicked in and saved my blank post. Sigh.
I always have fun making my random list posts of fact and stories about me. So without further ado I give you more randomness from my life.
1. I lost my cell phone the other day. I spent 10 minutes looking for it. Then I found it..tucked under my arm pit.
2. I make escape plans in my head when I'm in crowded areas in case of emergency.
3. I don't like driving under bridges and I especially hate when I have to stop under them. I've always had a fear of them crashing on me. Driving over bridges I'm fine with though.
4. I have never gotten a speeding ticket, nor have I been pulled over for speeding.
5. I very rarely separate my laundry because ain't no one got time for that. It's all lies anyway. I've never had a problem. I wash new things that might bleed separate, but that's about it.
6. I used to love summer and hate winter. Then after I had kids it changed because my bodies inner thermostat broke or something. I can't tolerate heat. I makes me feel crazy.
7. I love to swim. I love to shower or take baths...but I hate being wet. Figure that one out. I don't mind being wet during those activities, but when I'm supposed to be dry I can't stand being wet. Which, is why heat bothers me so much. My body sweats and I'm damp all the time.
8. My first meal after having Daniel was a cheeseburger, fries and apple pie. I begged for a cheeseburger in between pushes.
9. My first meal after having James was chicken strips with ranch, fries and chocolate cake. I hate to wait FOREVER to get to eat. I was sick. And I was hangry.
10. I'm still holding out hope that one day they'll bring back 3D Doritos.
11. At any given time I have about 394893 thoughts running through my head.
12. My favorite holiday is Christmas and my least favorite is Valentine's Day.
13. I'm an introvert who occasionally wants to be an extrovert...but then after about 5 minutes of trying that I'm ready to crawl back into my shell.
14. Growing up I always imagined having girls. Now I can't really imagine having one.
15. For the life of me, I cannot walk in high heels. I would have a broken ankle.
16. I really want a dog. But, they're expensive and it's hard enough cleaning up after small humans.
17. Going any place new stresses me out. I'm nervous I'll be too early. Too late. Get lost. Not know where to go when I get there. Unsure where to park. Just so much stress.
18. I get really competitive when playing games.
19. I used to love horror movies. My mom would tell me how she could "feel" the evil coming from them and it used to make me roll my eyes. I can't really watch many anymore because I get that feeling too. It's very unsettling.
20.I wish I were more crafty. I'm crafty in my mind. Then I attempt to make stuff and it looks like a 6 year old made it.
21.I used to get really embarrassed by just about everything dumb that I did. I'd end up crying or muttering under my breath about how dumb I was. I've gained a lot more confidence and have embraced my awkwardness. I don't put myself down nearly as often and I've learned to just laugh things off or let them roll off my shoulders.
22. I have no idea how people survive Disney with little kids. I can barely make it through Target with kids without losing my mind.
23. A perfect "me" day would include shopping alone, having lunch with my mom and sisters, getting a pedicure, going to a movie and then staying by myself in a hotel room watching TV and eating junk food on my king size bed.
24. My adult life is basically just me winging it and not really knowing what the heck I'm doing. Thank goodness for Google. It's gotten me out of some predicaments.
25. I've actually been sticking to a new year's resolution (and it wasn't weight related as you can tell. Sigh), but it's been kind of a secret mission and I've been really enjoying it!
